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attackofthebteam:

attackofthebteam:

my favorite recurring joke in spider-man is whatever spider-man incarnation first discovering their powers and doing something weird and everyone just kinda ignoring it because its new york

i remember seeing the toby maguire movies and seeing the scene where peter gets his web stuck to his lunch tray and then wins a fight with his superhuman agility and was like “theres no way they wouldnt figure out this guy’s spider-man“ and then i went to new york

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shetootthefloot:

badbitchofcolor:

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If you guys didn’t see some white girl posted a montage of her colonizer experience in Hawai'i and has been getting dragged for days now lmao I’m not gonna link it cause it’s just her and some other haole girls she met her literally dancing on graves and sacred places and showing off her dirty hair.

But I did a little thread on why these romanticized ads of our home harms us (not super in depth but touches on some important points). And I was a lot nicer about it cause I actually do care if you come to visit and I’d actually prefer that everyone leave us alone forever but colonizers gonna colonize and settlers gonna settle 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Images: a tweet from user @WatkinsLondon that says: “This year I packed up my life into a tiny suitcase and moved to a little rock in the middle of the ocean. I fell in love with Hawaii, I fell in love with these people. But above all, I fell in love with being alive”.

This tweet is followed by a tweet thread from user @angelcurlsss that says:

“That stupid video of that haole girl who moved here for 4 months is just showing how fucking ignorant the general population is about Hawai'i and what has happened/is happening to Native Hawaiians.

1. HAWAI'I IS AN ILLEGALLY OCCUPIED SOVEREIGN NATION.

2. Native Hawaiians (Kānaka Maoli) used to make up 100% of the population. It’s estimated we make up about 20% of the state’s population now.

3. Hawai'i was once the most literate nation in the WORLD, about 91-95% of the kingdom by 1834.

4. ‘Olelo Hawai'i (native Hawaiian language) was illegal to teach in schools until 1978, but didn’t get taught again in schools until 1987. People don’t understand how recently they had their colonial policies forced on us. 1978… my mom was born in 1973. She could’ve been beat just for speaking her native tongue on her native land.

5. Despite making up less than a quarter of the state’s population, native Hawaiians make up about 60% of the prison population (mostly nonviolent crimes).

6. Native Hawaiians also make up most of the homeless population. Hawai'i has the largest population of homeless people per capita in the U.S.

7. As of 2018, the average price for a single family home in Hawai'i is $795K. There are no regulations for foreigners owning land.

Including (but not limited to) these facts and statistics, native Hawaiians are one of the most disenfranchised communities in Hawai'i. Our own ‘āina. When people treat our home as a playground for their own selfish needs, they change everything here except the price of living. Native Hawaiians and locals are leaving Hawai'i by the dozens. They recently estimated it to be 11 locals leaving PER DAY.

I don’t care if you want to come visit. Our home is beautiful and I don’t blame people for wanting to see it. But I do care when you poison our land, romanticize our lifestyle, fetishize our people, and cheapen our culture. Unless you’re coming to pour money into our communities and work for our betterment and sovereignty (I know you’re not) you bring nothing of value to Hawaiians. Please come and enjoy, but don’t forget when it’s time to leave.”

Timestamp of last tweet: December 26, 2018. 12:09 p.m.]

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madejsbian:

booty shorts that say “menace to society” across the ass

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bace-jeleren:

whowasphoone:

maxiesatanofficial:

yiffmaster:

mapsontheweb:

Thomas Jefferson’s proposed division of western U.S. territory into states, ca. 1784.

motherfucker thought he could slip a state named after himself in there

I mean in fairness he also gave his predecessors one each

fucking “metropotamia” though? “equitasia?” what a fucking nerd

isnt equitasia where the my little ponies live

I can’t believe Thomas Jefferson was the first brony

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ourladyofsnacks:

do-you-have-a-flag:

aenariasbookshelf:

aggressivewhenstartled:

aggressivewhenstartled:

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Did we.

Did we make phones so big.

That now we have a special device.

That lets you make phone calls and use the internet.

And you can carry it around with you and it fits in tiny pockets.

But it is not a phone.

You sync it to your actual mobile phone.

The mobile phone you are leaving at home because it is so big.

Why.

Why have we come to this.

Please just make me a smartphone that fits in my pocket again.

And is this…. is this really called…

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The *palm palm*

…meet the goddamn MoonMoon of cellphones.


*head-fucking-desk*

Sssso…. a PDA? We’re moving back to PDAs?

a mini cell phone because cell phones are basically tablets now

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skyward-key:

skyward-key:

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I can’t believe the “B” stood for “Burrito”

🅱️eter 🅱️urrito 🅱️arker

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thatpettyblackgirl:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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memecollege:

Again, TikTok is Vine 2